punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

image

She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

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  • Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
  • *puts on bra*
  • *underwire pops out and punctures lung*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: oh yeah.
fagcock:

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

fagcock:

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

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yaoipeen:

rvdy:

yaoipeen:

what nationality is sonic

what

he’s russian

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You know it’s been a weird day when “poobies” is the best shit you’ve heard.

Je manques mon meilleur ami.

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